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facebook snitch

When a facebook friend tells your woman or man something that you already told the world.
Homeboy's Baby Momma: I unfriended you because you were talking shit about me to my man after you saw my post to the world on facebook about my friend who got into a wreck.

Pimp: Yeah I guess I just became a facebook snitch. OMG LOL, that was so last year.

Newyo Rican: Your both a bunch of facebook whores. I get all my facebook 4-1-1 from my wife on the DL, and don't officially have an account myself, but always know the instant something is posted on there like when that Vegas Pimp posted up on his wall. Wu Tang Motherfuckas.
by Vegas P. August 27, 2011
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Facebook Time

The time, usually from 4 to 6 PM when everyone is on Facebook at the sametime
Billy: "Yo, have you seen Starr since we graduated."
Bobby: " It's Facebook time, she probably on right now, look her up."
by Qwertymf5 March 15, 2010
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Facebook Hate

A hate you have for a person based on their status', wall posts, etc that either clutter your feed or bother you, while not actually knowing them in real life.
"Did you see Brians Wall? He updated his status 20 times in one hour! God, I facebook Hate that Kid"

"His videos are so stupid. why does he think i wanna see them? I Facebook Hate him, but i dont really know him."
by MaFieldsTt! December 29, 2009
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In-your-facebooker

A couple who communicates lovey-dovey smarminess via Facebook.
"Did you see the 'we're so in love with each other' crap Lee and Chris were posting yesterday?"
"Yeah, they are so in-your-facebookers"
by dunkentz November 19, 2009
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Facebook Highfive

To like a status, comment, photo, video, or link on the social network Facebook. Can also be used to describe someone who likes their own status, comment, link, etc......
Example 1- Emilia gave me a Facebook Highfive for the link I posted about our friend's epic fail today.

Example 2- Dude?!?! You like everything on Facebook, INCLUDING your OWN stuff....... its like giving yourself a highfive..... a FACEBOOK highfive that is!!!
by gman14 January 16, 2011
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facebook weaboo

any one who
A. adds an anime, manga, or video game character to their facebook friends
B. has a profile in the name of an anime, manga, or video game character
*note: fan/like pages are not in this category*
Man: Devin, you cant be friends with 15 naruto uzumakis, 10 hatusne mikus, 8 ichigo kurosakis, 7 Lelouch Vi Britannias, and 50 kallen stadtfelds, you fucking facebook weaboo.
by TheKnightingale January 17, 2011
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Facebook Popcorn

Getting chatted at in facebook chat by several people at once, or by one really talkative person, causing a barrage of popping noises from your computer.
I was trying to sleep, but my roommate was making Facebook Popcorn.
by NoMoreTrolls October 13, 2010
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