Alex David Cory is the man, a beast, a god some say. He is someone who will go down in the history books for millennia to come. He is known to stop wars from breaking out simply by threatening both sides. They say he caused both world wars because he was bored of peace. He can show infinite patience and kindness but he’s also a fucking psychopath and will murder your family. He doesn’t bleed and he doesn’t shit, he’s absolutely divine like. Some people have claimed they’ve seen him before, but that’s impossible, he lives above humans on a different plane of existence. People question if he’s real. I know he is here, somewhere, watching. He is him.
Some people believe in god. Others believe in Alex David Cory.
Some people believe in god. Others believe in Alex David Cory.
Kid 1- I want to be like the rock when I grow up
Kid 2- I want to be like Superman when I grow up
Sigma Child- I want to be like Alex David Cory when I grow up
Kid 2- I want to be like Superman when I grow up
Sigma Child- I want to be like Alex David Cory when I grow up
by PenisBallsCockAss July 13, 2023
Get the Alex David Corymug. that one kid that says he doesn't like someone, bur he really does. he also accuses his friends things that aren't true, such as liking someone.
by uiwqladkjshli December 14, 2018
Get the david jordi gonzalezmug. by bestspellerintheworld August 6, 2011
Get the david avalon lopezmug. David is a god. Everyone worships David because he is David. There is a David religion called Davidism, everyone has a roll in Davidism. There is a David currency, David blesses those with this special currency if they are loyal. All must worship David and God Eve, God eve is a whole other subject.
by Truthsayerofdavidism November 26, 2021
Get the God David dazzlemug. by Iheartvina June 11, 2023
Get the David ponce vazquezmug. If there ever was a "super"hero named Spandex Man, David Lee Roth would be him. Known for his umm...manliness...ok nevermind... umm...
those weird gymnastic jumps he does where he does splits in the air...
show stealer...
umm
steal shower?
yea ok ill stop
those weird gymnastic jumps he does where he does splits in the air...
show stealer...
umm
steal shower?
yea ok ill stop
*dark, gothic intro* *you hear Eddie Van Halen starting his intros AND THEN THE LIGHTS TURN ON AND YOU SEE SEXY SPANDEX MAN HIMSELF, DAVID LEE ROTH RIPPING HIS VOCAL CHORDS OUT BY TRYING TO SING OH YEAH!*A
by TruthSpeaker August 9, 2004
Get the David Lee Rothmug. the act of hyping everybody up to think that your gonna do something ridonkulous but ending up doing jack shit
What a cocktwat. He said he could hold his breath for 9 minutes but ended up pulling a David Blaine.
by E-dubby dub November 5, 2006
Get the pulling a David Blainemug.