Chocolate Cheerios

The ultimate breakfast of champions. The act of having scandalous sex.

Yep. I just had a shower, Chocolate Cheerios, and left for work.

by SVT BAIT January 1, 2012

Chocolate Smurfs

Smurfs whom are of the Chocolate religion.

The most lovely creatures.
They often have blue skin.

These Smurfs put their faith in Chocolate.

Must say CHOCOLATE and SMURF in each of their sentences in replacement of an adjective.

A- Is that a Chocolate Smurf?
B- Oh, yes, of course!

A- How can you tell?
B- Well, it is eating my chocolate bar!
A- Is it's name Andi?
B- How would I be able to tell?
A- Andi's believe they're super sexy when she is actually an obese little troll who resembles a cross-breed of Snooki and a gorilla..
B- That sounds more like a Jaramillio to me...
A- I love Chocolate Smurfs!

B- Me too!

:)

by ChocolateSmurfLover July 17, 2011

bro chocolate

A man eating another man's ass, but not in a gay way.

- Hey bro, you up for some ass eatin'?
- Hell naw, I ain't gay but I'm up for some bro chocolate.

by BygonesByJones July 8, 2017

Chocolate Cat

A sexual position in where a person grinds and/or rubs their rectum into a woman's vagina.

The stripper was over zealous with the lap dance and gave the customer a Chocolate Cat.

by Uncle Deadward September 2, 2017

Hot Chocolate

N. codename for weed

Dude, u tryna drink that hot chocolate after school today?!

by Coach Parker May 23, 2018

Chocolate Sprinkle

When a group of men drop the pants on top of a balcony and sprinkle the person below with fecal matter.

Can't wait to give my buddy Jono a chocolate sprinkle

by Succulentcactus March 7, 2022

chocolate-neko

An op of CaffeineLounge, she has worked the chat since the room began. Often less abusive than most other operators, but actively enjoys the sport of kicking. Her name translates to "chocolate-cat", which earned her the nickname food-cat (administered by j2n4me and TheArcticBanana).

She has been mimicked in a #CaffeineLounge film starring TheBadassDevil. And she lives in Canada, in case you were curious.

A little unknown fact is that she is insane, though if confronted with this question she will vehemently deny it.

<chocolate-neko> !

<chocolate-neko> :emo:

by AoL April 5, 2005