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baby splatter

1. The insides of an infant spread over a large area, i.e. a wall or the ground.

2. Baby poo

3. The remains of a baby after being dropped off a plane.
1. We walked into the room to discover a wall covered in baby splatter.

2. He stepped in baby splatter.

3. After a long walk through the forest, the Jeffersons were shocked to find their car covered in baby splatter.
by SmallPox2601 July 4, 2008
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potato baby

A cute and gorgeous girl of Irish descent. A combination of the Irish stereotype about potatoes and her being your babe/baby.
I love Emma so much! She's my potato baby!
by a potato farmer March 14, 2017
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baby bowl

A "baby bowl" is an especially skimpy bowl of marijauna that is intended to mildy alter its users, instead of getting them completely blasted.
Satan_666: Hey Nick, do want to smoke a fat bowl in my lair?

Nick_PeArB0y_18: Naw, dude! I have a huge Byzantine History mid-term tomorrow.

Satan_666: Come on, it'll just be a baby bowl. You won't be high for that long.

Nick_PeArB0y_18: Fine, dog. But only a baby, lol!
by Waco, TX dude_bro December 7, 2007
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Baby boomer

Someone from the age of 55-75 who grew up with everything handed to them on a silver platter by the previous generation and try to take credit for it. A lot of these people seem to have a victim complex because even though they had an amazing economy and low cost of living they think they had it the hardest. They think the only reason why later generations cant afford to live is because they spend all their money on avocado toast and not that they crippled the economy. These people are very entitled and seem to think the world owes them something. While being the most entitled of any generation they seem to think that millennials are entitled for wanting to be able to afford to live. They feel like they are free to insult anyone but nobody can insult them because of "respect your elders" even though they dont respect anyone, again entitlement.
Millennial: bro I dont know how I'm gonna pay for rent this month, I only earn 30k a year even with a bachelors degree

Baby boomer: YOU KIDS NOWADAYS ARE SO ENTITLED BACK IN MY DAY WE HAD TO DRINK FROM THE GARDEN HOSE SNOWFLAKES
by Red0rWhite September 1, 2020
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JMG baby

JMG baby is the luckiest girl in the world. She is pretty and sweet and really knows how to take care if her man. She has her life figured out and knows just what she wants, including WHO she wants. She is a dime for sure and anyone is lucky to have her.
She is a JMG baby, one of a kind, wish she was mine.
by Foreverandalways42 October 6, 2013
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Baby Basher

A slang word for a person who likes to have sex with young teens. Can also be used to talk about a pedophile
1. I cant belive John is talking to that girl, she looks like shes 15! Fuckin baby basher.

2. I couldn't belive it when I found out a baby basher moved in down the street.
by Seth Price May 21, 2008
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Baby-Jam

The goop found on a baby after birth

or the residue found on the fingers after fingering a women that is near or on her period
After I made that bitch moan, I had a quarter oz. of baby-jam resting on my fingers, I then force fed her the jelly and asked for fellatio.
by Zach :) December 31, 2010
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