Weiner-Ham Couple

A Weiner-Ham couple in essence is a relationship where a man dates an older woman and a woman dates a younger man. The reason this couple dates out of their age group is because they are both too desperate to find anyone their own age. The man is called the "weiner" and the woman is called the "ham".

A Weiner-Ham Couple can be seen in an example where a boy who is 15 dates a woman who is 18, but won't go out with any other girls who are 15 or below his age. The 18 year old girl also cant get any men her age and abides to go out with this man.

by Don Dukas March 07, 2008

Hammed in the face

When your trainer smacks you across the face with a big dose of HAM

Damn Dwayne just got hammed in the face!

by Tevin Howard May 27, 2015

Clamping the Ham

When the vagina gets super tight post orgasm and the male sexual partner cannot reinsert his penis.

“Damn Jacqui, you’re really clamping the ham right now”

“Wow I love when she clamps the ham”

by Danoman January 04, 2021

Filipino Ham

The odor that any sandwich excretes after being raped in the hopes to come up with a substitute for mayonnaise.

Johnny’s always bringing Filipino Ham subs for lunch. Don’t talk to him.

by OGR3 December 30, 2017

Ham Puncher

One bad ass mother trucker

That guy is such a ham puncher.

I played a ham puncher in C.o.d he kicked my ass!

by sqwinch February 19, 2012

goin ham

when some fucker has gone off their chops, or their is repetitively something gangshit happening.

wow, he's goin ham
her hairs gonin ham

by riverkatedick November 15, 2019

PB & Ham

When you put peanut butter on your vagina to feed your dog.

She was so lonely she gave her dog the PB & Ham dinner. It was mutually satisfying.

by PB&Ham Sandwich November 13, 2019