the celery dances at midnight 

redundant answer to an obfuscated question

"What's the meaning of it all?"

"Does the celery not dance at midnight?"

the celery dances at midnight by Arunabh Das March 6, 2005

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End 

The third and final installment in the Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy. It follows Will Turner (Orlando Bloom), Elizabeth Swann (Kiera Knightley), Captain Barbossa (Geoforry Rush) Tia Dorma (Naomi Harris), and their crew past the edge of the earth to fetch back Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp), from Davy Jones (Bill Nigh) Locker. Grossed almost 10 million dollars.

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End is the final installment in the series.

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End by shannon_lm September 10, 2007

a/t 

phrase - Ass over tits; preferring the human female buttocks over the human female mammary glands.

origin - t&a means tits and ass. a/t = a over t = ass over tits.

"I don't give a shit about big tits, jabroni. I'm all about the ass; a/t homes

a/t by Choy August 3, 2004

B.A.T. 

BIG ASS TITTIES!!!!

to have big ass titties.

she's got B.A.T.!

thats a B.A.T.!

I LOVE B.A.T.S!!

B.A.T. by motorboater March 19, 2007

F.R.A.T

Fucking Rediculous Ass Tard

Man, Bret is acting like a real F.R.A.T. today.

F.R.A.T by The Emo Kid April 22, 2008

turkeys fly at midnight 

code for when a females "lips" are hanging out of her shorts

susie's turkeys fly at midnight

turkeys fly at midnight by joseph jay June 28, 2007

the coffee shop at union square

the worst fucking place to work ever.

if you feel like wanting to kill yourself while you dine, or after your 10 hour shift, go to coffee shop.

you work at the the coffee shop at union square?
yes..
i thought only models worked there?
ummm..
well,i mean, you could be a part time model!


"would you like fries or salad with that?"

"can i sub fruit?"

"no"

::blink::blink::

"we dont do substitutions on brunch"

::blink::blink::

....


"can i have a side of bacon with my eggs?"

"sure for 5 dollars"

..............

(french table)
= no tip.

(ghetto table)
= i asked for my burger well done.
im not tipping you. even though i wasnt going to anyway.. oh and can i have a straw with my water? and lemon
and a pickle and xtra mayo. and crispy bacon. and kool aid? do you have free refils?

the coffee shop at union square by nikki gregs October 9, 2008