That fucking school is full of fish and I’m not talking bout cause they the home of the “stingarees” I’m talking bout what’s in between then grown ass girls legs also they school full of want to be ass gangstaaaas sex in the boys locker room is not the place for sex ANOTHER thing is I wouldn’t be surprised if y’all teachers was fucking the students
by BHSTUFFY November 07, 2018
My wife was asleep on the couch so I gave her a Texas Wedding Cake. She woke up in shock and horror at the total face mask she was wearing.
by mrapril2000 November 02, 2005
In the Suttle Art of finger banging, this rare stroke is when your just start making out with the chick, then you in a swift motion get your hand down her pants and insert fingers before she is wet, thus causing her much pain and a great story to tell your friends later.
OHH man! i totally gave her a Texas Dry Finger last night, thats the last time that fat bitch will ever hit on me at the bar again!
by SPIKEDONTPLAYWITGURLS September 01, 2010
1: Where a women poops in the skin of a uncircumcised penis then smearing it around.
2: a bean and beef burrito from allsups*
2: a bean and beef burrito from allsups*
by kpop_landfil December 28, 2016
To take a shit on a womans foot, and have them anally penetrate you with it. (the poop is used as lubrication)
by Hupman December 27, 2011
The double pump is a technique where you cock your rifle using both hands with a large stroking motion resulting in a much larger blast when you fire off.
by I got a big Nick June 14, 2018
You are just railing at a girl hardcore and then you decide to get crazy. You start off by loading a roll of quarters in the girls ass, then you put in some anal beads. Then you plant a foot on her ass. You rip them out and the quarters fly everywhere!
Dude, so me and my bros were in Vegas last weekend and we were just ripped! We found some hooker and she showed us the texas chainsaw slot machine! Let's just say we hit the jackpot!
by Mr. Chev April 17, 2008