Assholest 

Being the biggest asshole.

Jimmy is the most assholest person I've ever met.

Assholest by MrsCWells January 26, 2009

assholeocity 

The speed of acceleration from normal to a complete asshole.

That tool showed extreme assholeocity, going from a totally nice guy to a complete asshole in a matter of seconds.

assholeocity by Gregorious SF March 23, 2010

asshole tits

an interjection used when extremely frustrated or surprised

Asshole tits! its cold
damn asshole tits

asshole tits by db1152 January 5, 2011

Asshole 

People who claim they are not assholes by saying, "I'm not an asshole I just don't give a fuck a lot. "

Person 1: "Hey man you're kind of an asshole. "
Person 2: "I'm not an asshole I just don't give a fuck a lot. "
Person 1: "Nope wrong you're an asshole. Go check urban dictionary"

Asshole by Jim81827378484 March 31, 2013

asshole 

your best friend, you just haven't realized it yet

I never thought of Sam as an asshole until he sent that video of me getting Abe-linconed to tosh.0

asshole by grand theft motto April 7, 2013

Asshole 

A classic rock fan. Period.

No asshole can be as stinky and as rotting as a classic rock fan.

Asshole by NagisaHazukiSucks September 28, 2013

asshole 

Ho Tak Yip

Can be used used as an insult.

You're such an asshole!

asshole by anonymous090909 November 2, 2013