Confederate Pig Dick

1.) Someone who is offended and threatened by those who are slightly different from themselves. They are particularly fearful of people of color, women, LGTB, non-Christians, anyone who is educated or who has brown eyes and comes from a culture that promotes acceptance, love, family, and nurturing children.

2.) Someone who is willfully ignorant and hateful.

3.) Any man who is intimidated by female power and refers to women as: bimbos, fat pigs, dogs, slobs, disgusting animals, etc. He makes a point of trying to insult, belittle, stereotype and sexualize in order to feel superior to women.

4.) Anyone who gets turned on by confederate flag titty covers and a battle flag pussy shield.

5.) Someone who uses bacon grease as lube and sings/hums Dixie while getting it on.

What’s wrong with the president?

Awww, him... he’s a confederate pig dick.

Why was he elected?

He wasn’t, he lost by 3 million votes... we’re in the midst of a fascist economic coup using racism and xenophobia to distract the public while we’re bankrupted into poverty as a nation.

Oh, that’s weird. I’m gonna watch TV & check Facebook. Are you sure you’re not projecting? Maybe you’re the confederate pig dick.

You’ll only know if you dribble bacon grease on my beer can and get started you disgusting slut. (“O, I wish I was in the land of cotton...”).

by Eye.of.Ra February 5, 2019

rig pig

Girls who inject illegal drugs, often those who exchange sexual favours for drugs.

"Eeewww, if you are going to get with that rig pig, you'd better double wrap your dick!"

by collector girl November 13, 2007

Humpy the teenage pig

This refers to a promiscuous, nondescerning teenager.

Humpy the teenage pig had trysts with the entire neighborhood.

by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

That'll do pig.

The highest praise offered by a stoic. Jubilant expression of most supreme recognition from an introvert, particularly a male of few words.

After winning 4 gold medals at the state track meet , my father a man of very words, said, "that'll do pig." I could not contain myself and burst into tears of joy . Those may be the kindest words he ever spoke.

by Hadi Known August 4, 2017

manny the war pig

a creature that was once believed to be mythical, but has recently surfaced in the mountains of the pacific northwest. It can be distinguished by its high pitch shrill when attacked or provoked by a smaller predator. The war pig will attempt to win you over through free buffet dinners and easily detectable lies, when called out on these lies the war pig will back track and change subjects to another lie, the origins of the war pig are very uncertain. Some claim he is from Louisiana, others Arkansas, or California. But most tend to believe that the war pig has strong ties to Cuba, and may be the scientific creation of one Fidel Castro. ON average the war piglets take 13 months in the womb to fully grow and only then are they ready to be raised by their grandparents.

omg did u see that, its sasquatch, oh wait no its just manny the war pig

by mountup May 19, 2009

pig roast

A sexual encounter in which a woman over 200 pounds is picked up in the air and penetrated from both ends, and slowly rotated like a rotating roast.

Went to a club and asked a girl "do you like pig roast." She was like "yeah." I said "Do you want to have one?" She was ok with it, and we went back to my house and i called a friend. I put it in the back and he put it in the front. And we slowly rotated. And she went crazy.

by EazyN87 March 26, 2008

thick as pig shit

1) Unteachable or untrainable

2) Cant see the obvious if it bit them on the arse

3) Someone who, by their very existence, are proof positive that information CANNOT be absorbed by osmossis. See THICK AS TWO SHORT PLANKS.

3) George W. Bush

George(W)Bush is as thick as pig shit.

by sociopath9 May 2, 2009