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turkey

a real life bitch, basically call him a douche bag if u may. Turkey. use it wisely.
“Aj such a turkey bro, boul get no twat.”
by pfusjjs December 14, 2021
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Indian Christmas Turkey

Buys a Hydra server for $25k
That dumbass Indian Christmas Turkey paid more for that garbage that was ever made from it!
by L3g3ndSkillz December 21, 2021
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turkey basted

noun: turkey basted
In the same manner in which a real turkey is basted. You dip the baster into the back end of the turkey as a starting point and draw up the rich, warm broth. And then you pull out the baster and you spread the brothy, gravy-like liberally over the turkey. This process is repeated dozens of times until satisfaction is achieved by the hands holding the baster. So the woman is belly-down, on all fours, is wearing white ankle socks, and has to have her legs crossed and back is arched and she typically would have a small piece of fruit in her mouth the whole time. The act of: As men as two dozen men gather around the woman (as described above) and by fuck’n her in the ass and Masterbating until each man sprays his wad all over her body
“I’m waiting to see if Kim Kardashian leaks a video of Kim getting a turkey basted for herself and sister.”
by BeanTownBeanery December 25, 2021
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Turkey Creemee

When you’re giving a handjob with the webbing of your thumb and index finger, so that when your hand is spread out it looks like the turkey art projects you did in elementary school.
Gave my boyfriend a turkey creemee last night under the table at his parents’ Thanksgiving dinner. He was so happy, and I felt very festive!
by Quackeroni and Cheese November 11, 2021
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Trinity Turkey Neck

The Trinity Turkey Neck is accomplished by having your partner sit on your shoulders facing you. You then take the entirety of his cock down your throat to the point his balls are draping over your chin. At this point you prance around the neighborhood like a turkey.
We had to call the game warden last week, turns out it was just Denis and Bill practicing the Trinity Turkey Neck.
by FyffandSG November 12, 2021
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turkey cakes

Them girls gonna be turkey cakes tonight.
by Hitter18 March 12, 2022
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tannish turkey

This term is actually a term my son Pax came up with. I’m from Hungarian heritage and work our doors so I usually have a tan. One day after a nap, my son laid in my spot, sniffed my pillow case and announced, “Dad you smell like, like…, like tannish Turkey”!
Apparently I need to use a different brand of shampoo lol. Little shit!
by Natureninja March 12, 2022
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