Luke

A guy who would say he was 14 in a relationship but it turns out he’s 11

Wow Luke I thought you were 14 but your 11

by Dingle hopper April 29, 2022

Luke

Luke is a very fat nigger, can run fast, and also gets no bitches

person 1: i would hate to be luke.
person 2: why?
person 3: Cause he is a fat nigger

by i.hate.fat.people May 28, 2024

Luke allen

The most sexiest man ever that you will meet. He is one of the funniest guys with a dirty mind. You will love him but only as a friend. He can never get a girlfriend no matter how hard he tries.

"Luke Allen is my best friend"

by TheBlueBear November 12, 2019

Luke

Dead on the inside

How is Luke doing these days?
Dead on the inside from all the "Luke I am your father" jokes

by nukeeyyy November 22, 2021

luke luzzi

a really short dude named luke

luke luzzi is "a really short dude named luke"

by ForcastCube7 October 4, 2020

Luke

He’s very popular and every girl has a crush on him. He has the prettiest eyes and is tall, he’s funny and makes everyone laugh. Everyone wants to be his friend and wants to be with him. He had like 19373836383 girlfriends but he never cheated. Ever.

He forgets many things but he still has good grades. His style isn’t that good, but that doesn’t matter cause everything else is perfect. Except: he can be annoyed really fast, if you’re always in a bad mood or overreacting, he will just ignore you. But he’s also a really caring person and won’t let go of you so fast.
If you know a Luke, he’s a keeper so don’t lose him <3

Person.1: I met a boy today, he’s so funny and handsome!
Person.2: I just know you met Luke!
Person.1: yes! Isn’t he the sweetest?!
Person2. Yess! I love him!

by defentlynotdeliaa January 23, 2022

luke bowen

he be lookin’ like a mf giraffe yet he’s had more girlfriends than the whole population of animals

luke bowen is a highlighter

by my farts smell good April 19, 2020