Jew Fold

A Jew Fold is when you take money, or another valuable piece of paper, and fold it in such a way that it looks like you have more than you actually do. Usually this requires intricate folding techniques to make it look legit. Only a true Jew can master the Jew Fold!
"Damn look at this picture Mark posted. He's got bank!"
"Nah man, he's just using a Jew Fold. Look, you can even see the folds in the cash."
by Da man 420 November 04, 2020
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Masturbazi jew

You know how there's Ashkenazi Jews, well there's also masturbazi Jews and they invented cornhub
by D Flawless June 17, 2025
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Jew $heisty

Jew $heisty is a rapper who is Jewish and has rapped with another Jewish rapper named BLP Kosher, who is Jewish.
Guy 1: "Yo who's the dude with the Skidoo?"
Guy 2: "That's Jew $heisty!"
by ghostylikeposty December 13, 2023
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Jew bits

The cashier ran out of jew bits to make change
by zack the hack December 19, 2011
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Jew kisser

Someone who is a great kisser but is very stingy with kissing people, IE gives small pecks instead of making out with a partner
Dan & I have been together for a while now & he’s turned into such a jew kisser
by Wine junkie October 12, 2022
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Levy Jews

Levy Jews.
by ancaptrev September 25, 2022
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The Jews

It's the same thing. The religion is exactly the same except they patched in eternal damnation and pre-forgivness for being evil inherently.
Hym "You hate the Christian Nationalists ne the Jews are the exact same thing! The rules are the same. Being gay is a sin in Judaism. All the rules are the same. It's the same thing!"

A Dork "It's the Nationalism!"

Hym "It ain't the fucking Nationalism bitch... Get out if here with that shit..."
by Hym Iam February 24, 2024
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