Jew Shanking

The act of penetration by an uncircumcised penis.

I totally got a Jew shanking last night on my blind date...

by Scash March 23, 2012

City Jew

A jewish citizen that isnt hardcore in the activities of judaism and the culture of judaism, but follows certain traditions when pressured at home and may have a cheeky prayer every now and then.

"Look at him, he's such a city jew"

by dylandahorse September 10, 2012

a treif-jew

this is an amalgamation of the terms a treife and a jew. It's a term of derision or insult, usually used by jews against other jews, to define 1) a jew who behaves and acts like a goy or 2) a jew who has converted out of judaism into another monotheistic religion.

two jews meet on the street and one of them is eating a Black Forest ham and cheese sandwich.

jew a) how dare you eat this junk, you a treif-jew, you are disgrace to judaism.
jew b) thanks for reminding me, but please just stuff it and be on your way.

by Sexydimma December 1, 2011

Jew bits

Pennies

The cashier ran out of jew bits to make change

by zack the hack December 23, 2011

Jew Chum

Any thing free or samples offered at grocery stores, bank etc...

A jew is incapable of passing up a tasting kiosk in a store or taking a pen everytime they enter a bank. Like blood is chum for sharks - free is chum to jews "Jew Chum"

by The Flanstraw November 9, 2011

Jews

Jews are the People who control the world, what I mean by it is that they control these things:
- Music industry
- Film industry
- Governments
- Corporations & Companies
- Working class

They won't let this definition pass because this company, urbandictionary.om is also controlled the jews.
They also say that they believe in YHWH But in reality they worship the Devil.

Person 1: Hey I'm jewish!
Kanye West: Go kill yourself.

That is what jews are.

by jew_hateR_69 October 13, 2023

Western Jew

A term used to describe the genetic phenomena found in Jewish diaspora populations west of the levant who happen to be composed of a mixture of southern European, Levantine, and North African genetic components.

You have a very typical Western Jewish genetic profile. Where did your family live?

by Annexis October 16, 2023