fake friend

stupid pieces of shit that only talk to you when they need something from you or have no one else to talk to

Brad is a fake friend, he asked me for homework answers last night when he never gives me his

by 1anonbj January 13, 2025

Fake Vancouver

A community known for plagiarism and unoriginality

Damn bro, you plagiarized that test harder than a Fake Vancouver.

by WhatDoIPut April 13, 2021

Fake smile

A fake smile is the most giga chad move when somebody starts shit up with you for the stupidest reasons

Some short hoe: *in a jeering voice* Hey dumbass, you parked your car in the wrong spot!
Me: *instead of wasting my time explaining why I parked there, I give a fake smile and walk away*

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 23, 2022

punk fake

: a fake in which a player simulates throwing a pass (as in football) or taking a shot (as in basketball)

Celtics have stopped biting for Butler's punk fakes

by GODACLE November 2, 2023

Fake Misted

When a guy intentionally has a 'dry' orgasm inside of a girl without her knowledge.

"Dude I totally fake misted Amber the other night and she didn't have a clue!"

by Bdizzledog February 29, 2024

fake nigga neighbors

The fake nigga neighbors, the ones that lives in Camden, New Jersey in North America, in the Northern 39.94° and Western 75.105° hemisphere, especial the ones that are in their backyards at night or mid-evening that talks about a bunch of NOTHING for no reason, what so ever they bomb and band blasting music like there's no tomorrow then have a nerve to play frequency as if their lives can't get any worse. They know how to talk nonsense and are blunt gaslighting liars, they will stalk you for their fun or joy or whatever... They are usually high or drunk. They will waist your time in anyway or form possible. Trying to prove a delusional point of view. They even shot bults in the air. They knock on their wall. They are impulsively repulsive in any form, on purpose. They don't care. They hate everyone including their selves. Why you may ask, nobody know. Their untie is built on hate. SHOULD NOT BE TRUSTED IN ANY SHAPE OR FORMATLY. NO MATTER WHAT.

Person 1: Hey, do you here them there making a lot of noise out there.

Person 2: It's just them fake nigga neighbors that nobody wants to be around, again.
Person 1: Why. They keep bothering you again.
Person 2: Yeah, they keep on saying a bunch of nothing again.
Person 1: It's alright, because they'll got tried around the morning or when they deem they need sleep.

*12:00 AM*~ and there still up

by ONLY TRUTH TELLER August 2, 2025

Fake Fishing

The act of pretending to fish to not look dumb in front of others. One does not need a fishing pole, bait, etc. to fake fish.

Friend 1:Dude I was at the river alone and I didn't want to look dumb in front of others so I started to fake fish and pretended I was reeling in a fish.

Friend 2 : Isnt that more dumb than being alone ?

Friend 1: no it's called fake fishing

by Carnitasburito June 18, 2018