Succ my ducc

The censored version of suck my d*ck to use on facebook

Succ my ducc mark

by Zark muckerberg August 8, 2021

My life is a potato

a sentence that a retard would say

some loser fuck: My life is a potato!
Every other well-developed human being: Oh no, he's retarded

by georgy177 February 5, 2021

Shake My Sparkle

To fully satisfy ones sexual desires or fantasies.

I gave her a few chances, but she just couldn't shake my sparkle.

by Blahblahskiddlebob January 30, 2023

My Check Machine is Broken

When borrowed anal beads will stay inside someone anus and keep falling out.

She said I was welcome to use her anal beads, but my check machine is broken so it was a waste of time.

by All Bets Hedged January 15, 2021

Slipping down my lungs

When something or someone smells good.

“These flowers are slipping down my lungs.” “What perfume did you use cause you are totally slipping down my lungs right now.”

by ThatDogMango February 20, 2022

tap my dinosaur

Kinky sex with your hottie

Tonight I’m gonna go tap my dinosaur with Adam

by Jane The Virgin June 7, 2018

Blood ain't thicker than my daughter

Thickness is how southern folk determine if a girl is legal ,they don't know numbers or anything fancy. Father has a step daughter and she is thick enough to fuck. "Shes ready paw"

bob: Blood ain't thicker than my daughter
blood: he ain't lying

by fuckhand November 18, 2021