stepdaughter dick

When a man’s flaccid penis lies to the side or edge of the bed so that it’s readily available for a stepdaughter to sneak into the bedroom, pull up the sheets and partake of that taboo fruit.

Tamara peeked in her mom’s bedroom and crawled over to her stepfather’s side of the bed. She slowly lifted up the comforter and said, “It’s pointed right at me. Just like he promised when he said, ‘Sneak in anytime and get you some stepdaughter dick’.”

by Disgruntled Preacher November 15, 2022

Dick Kicking

/dik/ /ˈkikiNG/

Originating from the physical feeling of being sacked, Dick Kicking is also synonymous with the emotion one feels working a corporate 9-5 gig.

"Man this sales job really incorporates alot of dick kicking"

by DukeTokes November 15, 2022

Dick Rider

Reggie Miller

Watching NBA Games Are So Annoying Whenever He's A Commentator

Who

Reggie Miller

Yeah I Agree He's A Dick Rider Fa Sho

by HitmanGBC November 15, 2022

Dick

A brown long or short, wet or not man part

I like dick

by Chandlerlkinney November 16, 2022

Camden's Dick

A rare case in which a man's genitalia is extraordinarily long, to the point of it being almost painful

gir 1: Hey how was the hook up?

girl 2: Great! He had a Camden's Dick

by James Caldwell Sr. November 16, 2022

Dick and Dash

When a guy has sex with a girl and then leaves without further ado.

Basically a play on words from Dine and Dash.

“No, she is not my girlfriend, I just did a Dick and Dash, you know, like when you eat and then split without paying.”

by Dee_Snutz November 17, 2022

Dick

Dick a male's gender organ or a slur which defines how someone was acting, usualy in a negative way

billy was acting like a dick yesterday

by aplikatora1231 November 17, 2022