ass-hand

1. A arm that acutally grows from ones ass. Derrived from a Galidor figure.
2.The ultimate weapon whilest stoned.

"Don't make me whip out the ass-hand!"

by jovato May 12, 2003

ass-scratcher

The nth level of "ho-hum". That which will bore you to tears.

Yeah, that book of poetry...Leaves of Grass, I think...you know...the one President Clinton gave Monica...I read it in a post grad humanities course....what an ass-scratcher.

by harry flashman July 4, 2003

Eating ass

Spreading a woman’s cheeks and putting your face between them to eat their ass

Eating ass is Theo’s goal with Frankie

by Big papi Theo November 1, 2021

Slap Ass Month

Slap Ass Month is a holiday that takes place all throughout the month of November where you get to slap anyone's ass if you are there friend, cousin,co-worker,etc. And it's not gay

Hey man i slapped your ass/its fine it is slap ass month

by Bdjsjwn November 1, 2021

stupid ass cunt ass whore

someone that doesn’t know how to spell fien

faith is such a stupid ass cunt ass whore

by faith.is.retarded. November 2, 2021

ass

something sage does not have

person 1:"look at sage "
person 2"tits"
person 1 "but no ass"

by dirtblockguy338 November 5, 2021

Dip-ass

Things that piece of shit Rick says whenever his liver is messed up.

Morty: Why don't we just use your portal gun?
Rick: It's in the car, dip-ass!

by PurpleandRed November 7, 2021