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bitch ass

by hshKqjs January 31, 2023
mugGet the bitch assmug.

National slap ass day

: Hey can i slap your ass

: hell yeah it's national slap ass day
by Bountyhunterd12 December 5, 2019
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ass puppet

Ass puppet

(One who is not at all real)

Someone who trys to subtlety convince other or perspective friends what the subjecyt is about and why they should avoid or not get involved

Someone(s) that are considered in decisions and count for uses (ghosts) but especially annoying rude (over)politically correct and some how not relavent and possibly dont exist

a body that assert there personal views while stepping/burning evey one else

authority (especially im just following orders)

One who is assumes the role of dictating to others based on commonplace or personal taboo

"Trapped amongst the ass puppets"

"My Xgf had a baby a year after she called me while out of town to inform me she had her career to think about and she was haveing an abortion her and my buddy are happy together and doing well.
Ass puppet Ass Other Eye candy fake
by jean3306 November 9, 2013
mugGet the ass puppetmug.

Ass for Gas

The act of using sex, either intercourse or fellatio, as a form of payment for getting a ride from someone
Hey Bryan, Tina is wanting a ride home from work, u think i should take her?
As long as she has the Ass for Gas why not, she is kinda cute.
by Partsguru13 March 2, 2018
mugGet the Ass for Gasmug.

sailor’s ass

A non-existent ass. Like Popeye the sailor man.
Me: Girl you have a sailor’s ass.
Girl with the flat ass: thanks!
by Fluffycorgi February 28, 2019
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Suck my ass

Suck my ass (sma) tells someone you don't give 1 fuck about who they are and why they exist. Dont give a fuck about what they say or do. SUCK MY ASS
Shelly: " Your so ugly and a fat bitch "
You: " Suck my ass Shelly "
by TEen VIcToriA September 29, 2018
mugGet the Suck my assmug.

Ass Assault April

A month in which you have participated in Messy March and you’re still horny. Find any girl and slap that ass, she can’t say no. If she freaks out, tell her about Ass Assault April!
Guy: *smacks ass*
Girl: What the fuck?!
Guy: Sorry, I’m participating in Ass Assault April. *explains*
Girl: Oh, ok.
by Nutty.Megz December 30, 2018
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