taking my mind

It's basically saying that you like someone. And you can't stop thinking about them

Wow your taking my mind

by yoyocarl April 16, 2017

Slob on my fake knob

To suck on a fake dick, suck as a dildo.

Trans man: bro she pulled a slob on my fake knob!!!

Girl: I’m so damn proud of you for pulling mad pussy

by NateOshea27 May 24, 2022

head kill my parents

Use in case when you want to say oiii-boiii

-Why do you look so exhausted?
-My head kill my parents, I was doing homework for 2 hours

by Shatop October 1, 2020

goob my noob

A saying you use when you're doing something but cannot disclose anymore details than "Goobing my noob"

Bill: Wanna hangout this weekend?
Jeffrey: I would but I'm gonna be too busy. I gotta goob my noob
Bill: Oh okay!

by TheRatEater December 5, 2024

You Will Rue The Day You Were Born Because I Traded My Girls For Women And A Psychosomatic Grilled Cheese with Cream Cheese Hot Sauced Jalapeños

You Will Rue The Day You Were Born Because I Traded My Girls For Women And A Psychosomatic Grilled Cheese with Cream Cheese Hot Sauced Jalapeños

You Will Rue The Day You Were Born Because I Traded My Girls For Women And A Psychosomatic Grilled Cheese with Cream Cheese Hot Sauced Jalapeños

by AnyBusinessCountriesDigitalFoo April 2, 2025

crash my chipper

a particularly large bowel movement, often brought on by a rapid change in weather

I was going to run some errands, but the storm rolled in and I needed to crash my chipper immediately.

by crashedchipper March 11, 2021

pee in my eyeball

when someone is a sexual sadist with unusual desires, they will ask you to pee in thier eyeball

Vidushi asks people to "pee in my eyeball "

by bib48584670 December 20, 2018