Discord Dick

When someone is being completely irrational and is being mean to everyone or one specific person on Discord.

Man Kyle was tooootally being a discord dick. He wouldn't stop talking about how he was better than us.

by Besser435 December 2, 2018

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by REALDICKREALDICK January 16, 2022

dick's dividend

The zero dividend or return you get from the bookmaker when you bet like a dickhead or a complete cock without thinking.
A losing bet.

Hey Joe, how did you go on race 3 ? Did you pick number 5 like I told ya ?
Na, I got a dick's dividend. Went for number 3. Bloody donkey ran stone last.

by BwanaPD May 16, 2016

Mint Dick

A menthol body wash that makes your junk tingle.

I got a date after the game, hand me some of that mint dick.

by Bill Matteson October 3, 2021

Chick dick

When a girl sucks your 🍆

Emma started giving Josh a chick dick.

by Weirdo5 November 13, 2021

Clanker Dick

Someone who has surgery or artificially enhances their dick to grow/enlarge it

"You know Luis, He apparently has a Clanker Dick."

by tyu90oihgfghjklkjhgf August 24, 2025

Dick mittens

Someone who has hands that are made for jerking guys off

Someone tell Denny dick mittens if he’s gonna jerk that guy off to do it in the other room please

by Dizzle6303 March 11, 2023