Ass expander

An irresistible treat you KNOW is gonna go straight to your ass.

A plate of giant chocolate chip cookies sits on the table amongst a group of people.

"pass me the ass expanders please"

by Harleykat August 11, 2016

Ass clown

When a guy draws a clown on his ass and tells his girlfriend to hump it.

Guy, " hey you wanna hump my ass clown?"
Girl, " sure hot shit!!"

by Charlietheunicorn500 August 11, 2015

shit balls and ass cock

Something you say when you fuck up... royally.

Oh, shit balls and ass cock! I left the car in neutral and now it's in the lake.

by RowVII January 20, 2017

“Something to be” looking ass

When somebody has a neat buzz cut, fully exposing the forehead

That “something to be” looking ass dude over there just said that Foster The People is the best band in the world

by DsDirtyDan July 9, 2019

Punk ass errand boy

A movie character who sells their soul for something like a shot at the big time, as opposed to just for money.

Mugatu was a movie character who became a punk ass errand boy.

by Solid Mantis August 9, 2019

Enorme ass nigga

type of guys like snitching everybody and being pussy all the time

shut your bitch ass up! you are a enorme ass nigga

by anonymous January 12, 2021

plug my ass with hate

When an experience, usually in a video game, frustrates you into an inner rage that you can do little or nothing about.

I have to play online for this achievement? I'll probably have to deal with guys who cheat and spam moves just for a win, but I guess it's worth it to plug my ass with hate for another point on my Gamerscore. ass hate video game plug

by wallbie September 24, 2015