ass hammered

When someone's really, really angry. Devastating rage, self-destructive behavior, and often nonsensical disengenuous cursing... to the amusement and deight of others. Often inflicted by shitposting and irl trolling.

Mark Zuckerberg was ass hammered when he realised he can't stop me from making new fake shitposting accounts..

by Give me the zucc May 28, 2018

dunk-ass

⚬ goofy, annoying,

⚬ cheap, rachet

At midnight, some mf always passes by on his dunk-ass motorcycle sounding like a fucking leafblower.

by I am a Synonym for the Void September 5, 2018

"Smart" ass

A person who acts all smart against insults thinking all of their comebacks are the best but really they look like an asshole

Person 1: Oh my god you are such a bitch
"Smart" ass: hmmm bitch is a female dog and people like dogs so people must like me

by Epicclowngamer July 27, 2022

Monkey mushroom ass

Amazing role model who is never wrong.

Look at your "monkey mushroom ass", your right miss.

by Merch!!! May 31, 2018

ass bachelor

A man who has never been on the receiving end of anal sex.

No, you cannot fuck me in the ass. I am an ass bachelor.

by m 0'nuillian March 18, 2016

Sucking up your ass

Leanne's silly invention

Leanne: What's the phrase for teachers pet? Is it 'sucking up your ass?'
Joshua: That's the dumbest thing I think you've ever said

by joshyyyyyyy8 August 25, 2022

care your ass

meaning to go somewhere away from someone

“girl if you wont care your ass”
“i cant wait to care my ass”

by anonymous October 1, 2023