my kid broke it

When parents say my kid broke it it truly means that they broke it they just don't want to pay for it .

My kid broke it. I never seen that coaster before in my life.

by EatDaBooty4Life July 5, 2017

going out with my boots on

Attending a Randy Houser concert.

Marj: Did you see that Randy Houser has a show in town this weekend?

Edward: Yeah, are you gonna go?

Marj: Hell yeah, I’m going out with my boots on!

by Michelangelo Sky August 13, 2022

a pound of pepper on my pizza

too much spicyness on something.

Or when someone shits on your pizza.

They put a pound of pepper on my pizza!

by Controlfreak June 11, 2017

my nizzy

My Nigga , My Homie Nigga Homie

Hey what up my nizzy

by Stevenizzle September 22, 2019

Plant my tree in her forest

Have sexual intercourse with her

She sexually turns me on. I want to plant my tree in her forest

by Plato Disciple December 26, 2014

Wash my dog

The act of doing/snorting cocaine. A clever way to hide it from a large crowd but also keep humor high.

“ Hey you guys, wanna go wash your dog?”

“Hey Chris where have you been?” “Sorry I was in the bathroom, I had to wash my dog”

by P.L.S January 31, 2019

sugar my beans

To sugar ones beans is the act of unclogging a toilet with ones hand and using the poop water to favor foods such as BBQ chicken, pork or to use on salads.

Please do not sugar my beans tonight, I throw up all night at the teaser of fecal matter and urnine...the little pieces of toilet paper were as disgusting being i thought they were part of the salad. Why won’t you sugar my beans, that’s messed up!

by Puffer43 September 9, 2020