dick laughing is when a dumb stupid hoe is basically dick eating but at the same time a joke that got me laughing overly to much
by IMA FUCK YO MAN BITCH-sexy red January 3, 2024
Get the Dick laughingmug. by koolkid7 May 11, 2020
Get the small dick energymug. Dick ego is basically a term/label for fragile masculinity that doesn't help anyone including the man himself. It is often associated with masculinity that hinders emotional vulnerability with anyone including bros, and openness to experiences that are non-normative, unconventional, and maybe considered accepted behavior for a man.
A: Hey. Looking really hot today, man! Love the look.
B: Ayo stop with this gay shit. Thanks though.
A: Hahahah time to cut your dick ego down to size, man! Chill!
B:What do you mean?
A: I mean, it's okay to compliment each other as men.
B: Hmmm, I guess so? Alright, thanks then. *hugs*
B: Ayo stop with this gay shit. Thanks though.
A: Hahahah time to cut your dick ego down to size, man! Chill!
B:What do you mean?
A: I mean, it's okay to compliment each other as men.
B: Hmmm, I guess so? Alright, thanks then. *hugs*
by meh007 September 25, 2022
Get the Dick Egomug. 
A male sausage, mostly eaten by ladies and homosexual men. It mostly is kept in a pussy, some sausage bag helping to keep it warm and wet, so it can be more enjoyed by the consumer.
Ellie: Luke, can I eat your dick?
Luke: Of course Ellie, but let me pull it out of Leila’s pussy first.
Luke: Of course Ellie, but let me pull it out of Leila’s pussy first.
by Eheheheehhh November 13, 2023
Get the Dickmug. Any hypothetical persons
You cannot just choose friends just like Mal, Dick and Jerry you have to careful of who you want to be friends with.
by I'm a dick head March 8, 2021
Get the Mal, Dick and Jerrymug. Dick Boating (v) The act of burying one's face in some dudes crotch and blowing raspberries on his junk.
SEE ALSO: Outboard Canoe
SEE ALSO: Outboard Canoe
by SailorDick February 6, 2014
Get the dick boatingmug.