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Urban Dictionary 

A place where people do a number of the following:
1. Post name definitions with the hopes of boosting their self-esteem or shitting on someone.
2. Turn anything into a lengthy and/or confusing sex act.
3. Prove to humanity that they should be in school learning vocabulary, grammar, and spelling.
4. Attempt to make up new words that don't often become popular and sit there sadly and meaningless, not catching on at all.
5. Actually attempt to create a formal and dictionary-esque definition of a word, pleasing both the intellectuals and the masses alike. (Thank you to those people who do).
Human 1: I searched up pirate on urban dictionary.
Human 2: What was the result?
Human 1: Apparently it means to stomp on a girl's leg then cum in her eye, my faith in humanity is at an all-time low.
Urban Dictionary by Pancake Knight December 9, 2018

Urban Dictionary 

Hilarious memes and jokes for those in need of them
I like posting on the Urban Dictionary
Btw i'm datonegurl and please check out my definition of GNOC
Urban Dictionary by datonegurl December 9, 2018

URBAN DICTIONARY 

A VERY honest dictionary about people you hate
Dude1: "yo your name's on urban dictionary

Dude2: "rly what does it say?"

Dude1: " you don't wanna know"

Urban Dictionary 

It's a online dictionary. You can add stuff to it to.
Haha your name in the Urban Dictionary means suck lol.
Urban Dictionary by skee-yeet December 13, 2018

Urban Dictionary 

A website where by and large, misogynists and other pathetically fragile man-babies can attempt to change the definitions of words to bolster their penile-egos. A particularly horrendous example is mansplaining.
Admittedly I as a secure older male have not spent the time to thoroughly examine the entire listing of words as the disgusting dreck defining mansplaining sickened and saddened me to the point that I felt compelled to add this definition.
The definitions for mansplaining show Urban Dictionary's lack of validity.
Urban Dictionary by secureman December 17, 2018

Urban dictionary 

Its a place where idiots make up hilarious and stupid words/Description and i love it #subtopewds
I love Urban dictionary but i think it needs more memes reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Urban dictionary by Holyhandgrenade December 18, 2018