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two blue lines

When someone gets two blue lines it means they are pregnant
Hey (name) I heard you got two blue lines.Congrats

Hey (name) you got 2 Blue lines??? Ur mom is gonna kick you out
by Daisy x January 27, 2017
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Two miles away

That's how far away Beccy the hot single mum is, and she wants you.
BECCY (HOT, SINGLE, HORNY) IS TWO MILES AWAY? CLICK HERE TO KNOW MORE
by TeddyTheMalewife June 12, 2022
mugGet the Two miles awaymug.

two-fist smashin' it

v.
the action of auto-stimulation by use of two hands clinched in a fist shape.

*first discovered in the CNN building where a wonderful Pithecia pithecia was viewed in it's cage engaging in 'two-fist smashin' it'
Yo, homie D-Loc been in lock down for so long man. i bet he be two-fist smashin' it every night
by lord.atronymic August 19, 2006
mugGet the two-fist smashin' itmug.

two pussies in a pod

a relationship or relationshit that happens when a totally pussy of a guy starts dating a pussy of a girl. very common when both people are extremely desperate ,horny, and bored.
Franco - did you hear that Sam and Ally are going out now?
Deliah - thats great they're both pussies!
Queenie - yeah! its like two pussies in a pod!
Franco - thats what i thought! now lets go get some bearded tacos!!!
by bra bra radke February 9, 2009
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two dalla holla

When you waste your money for a hit or two of that shitty weed your friend got and you dont have enough money for an eight.
Hey man you gimme a two dalla holla!
by Dont worry bout it January 7, 2003
mugGet the two dalla hollamug.

two inch tornado

An abnormally sized male penis, reaching the length of 2 inches. It trumps the half inch disaster and one inch wonder. It will never touch the quarter inch teensy mc small small.
Man, his two inch tornado blew everyone away.
by Shaun9876 January 31, 2014
mugGet the two inch tornadomug.

Couple two tree

Used across the entire midwest and parts of the northeast, it's a way for someone to say "a few" but add more ambiguity so as not to be held accountable for any specific amount. The "tree" indicates an alternate pronunciation for the word "three" thanks to language influences from the Italians, Irish, and Germans in the United States.
by HunterQT December 20, 2021
mugGet the Couple two treemug.

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