two-fist smashin' it

v.
the action of auto-stimulation by use of two hands clinched in a fist shape.

*first discovered in the CNN building where a wonderful Pithecia pithecia was viewed in it's cage engaging in 'two-fist smashin' it'

Yo, homie D-Loc been in lock down for so long man. i bet he be two-fist smashin' it every night

by lord.atronymic August 19, 2006

two-horned unicorn

During foreplay when one clips the toenails of the other, shoves the nails up their nose, and uses the resulting juices as lubricant.

She didn't cut her toenails for weeks in order to please her boyfriend, who wanted to ride the two-horned unicorn.

by Coach and Bingo December 17, 2009

two blue lines

When someone gets two blue lines it means they are pregnant

Hey (name) I heard you got two blue lines.Congrats

Hey (name) you got 2 Blue lines??? Ur mom is gonna kick you out

by Daisy x January 27, 2017

Two Faced Bastard

A person that doesn't know their dad one minute their your friend the next minute they stab you in the back basically a back stabber that doesn't know their dad

First that person was on my team, we were best of friends then that person traded on me by going to a different team and completely acting like we were never friends. That person is a Two Faced Bastard

by Jeremy Phuture August 18, 2017

Jenny Two Stare

When you check out a guy while he's walking towards you and then after he passes you turn around and check him out again. It has to be very obvious that you checked him out too.

Did you really just give him the Jenny Two Stare??

by emichgirl January 2, 2010

two loop scoop

two loop scope - make two loops to destract them with ur left hand and then give them a good slober knocker with ur right hand wrks every time

"hey man fuck off" thats when the two loop scoop comes in and just give them a good slober knocker but make sure to desrtact them first

by herald marshall JR. September 7, 2011

two-thirty-one

The universal time for Sex.

"Why were you in my bed at two-thirty-one last night?"

Veronica and Jon were getting it on at two-thirty one.

by Ivegotthewholeworldinmybed June 12, 2009