gem and two quarts

absolutely amazing individual or article thing. no question beyond a shadow of a doubt, the impressiveness of this certain specimen.

"this picture is a gem and two quarts!!"

"you're a gem, a gem and two quarts!"

by MandyBoj January 08, 2009

Two Faced Bastard

A person that doesn't know their dad one minute their your friend the next minute they stab you in the back basically a back stabber that doesn't know their dad

First that person was on my team, we were best of friends then that person traded on me by going to a different team and completely acting like we were never friends. That person is a Two Faced Bastard

by Jeremy Phuture August 18, 2017

two-fist smashin' it

v.
the action of auto-stimulation by use of two hands clinched in a fist shape.

*first discovered in the CNN building where a wonderful Pithecia pithecia was viewed in it's cage engaging in 'two-fist smashin' it'

Yo, homie D-Loc been in lock down for so long man. i bet he be two-fist smashin' it every night

by lord.atronymic August 19, 2006

two pussies in a pod

a relationship or relationshit that happens when a totally pussy of a guy starts dating a pussy of a girl. very common when both people are extremely desperate ,horny, and bored.

Franco - did you hear that Sam and Ally are going out now?
Deliah - thats great they're both pussies!
Queenie - yeah! its like two pussies in a pod!
Franco - thats what i thought! now lets go get some bearded tacos!!!

by bra bra radke February 08, 2009

Number Two Truck

When someone is on there way to the restroom to defecate, they are said to be on the "number two truck."

Person A: Where did Johnny go?
Person B: Don't worry, he's on the number two truck. He'll be back in a few.

by Maggie L. January 09, 2008

Ghetto Two-Tone

A car that is mostly painted one color but has body panels of another color. Mostly seen on cars that were involved in accidents but the owners were too poor to buy a new car.

That car has a Ghetto Two-Tone paintjob

by notspeedkills September 05, 2011

two blue lines

When someone gets two blue lines it means they are pregnant

Hey (name) I heard you got two blue lines.Congrats

Hey (name) you got 2 Blue lines??? Ur mom is gonna kick you out

by Daisy x January 27, 2017