Blue waffles

Big dick is turning blue

I had Blue waffles because my wife didn’t hav sex with me

by Mr garret hudson jr the 5th nm October 25, 2022

Waffle

A pancake with Abs

Look at that pancake wirh abs
You mean waffle
NO IDIOT

by To there is hi June 17, 2019

Jew Waffling

a term used when a Jewish person speaks unnecessarily and ends up having little to no meaning to it. Jewish people can use this term against a non-jew

Jew: *waffles*
Joe D: “stop Jew waffling”

by LTcretz July 17, 2020

Waffles

A term used to describe a situation that makes no sense at all, or cannot be explained.

George Bush got re-elected? Dude, that's waffles.

by Invisible Walrus August 6, 2011

I’ll pancake you with a waffle maker.

Another way to tell someone you love them without them knowing what you mean.

Person 1: I’ll pancake you with a waffle maker.
Person 2: What?

by Naughtical Seal April 11, 2023

Waffles

An absolute Mordhau chad. Uses a stylish War Axe to slay the masses. Consistently shits on any who dare appose his holy will. Can sense Beta Male energy, and destroys Libtards with straight facts. Fear the man who calls himself Waffles.

Holy fuck! Waffles is shitting on Seymour! Again!

by Waffles fanboy October 8, 2019

chocolate waffle

put your penis in a waffle iron then pour chocolate on it

i gave jon a chocolate waffle because he fell assleep first

by joshssexslave September 30, 2022