Tree

The annoying ass people that you hate who are one year younger than you

Oh no there comes the trees

by Sannesafir January 10, 2017

machineel tree

A tree that was grown by Satan himself. The machineel tree (Hippomane mancinella) is an extremely poisonous plant that can be found in south Florida, the Caribbean, and central america. Eating the fruit (which resemble small apples) can kill you. The sap from the tree is so corrosive and toxic, standing under the tree during a rainstorm will blister your skin and if it gets in yours eyes, temporally blind you. The natives would even tip their arrows in the sap. Simply touching the tree will give you a rash. Even the air around the tree is toxic and standing there for long periods of time will kill you. If you ever see this tree, stay the fuck away from it, it will fuck you up.

I just ate the fruit from the machineel tree and almost died! My throat felt like there was lava being pour down!

by Vanilla_Fraggers July 26, 2020

piss the bark off a tree

To pee so hard you could take the bark off of a tree

“When I was young, I could piss the bark off a tree.”

by CharlieAlpha November 13, 2022

alexis the tree

Hello microwave and the two yogurts. So what is an alexis the tree.... well it's the super annoying one of the group who is a vegatarian and is also known as Larry the cucumber. Tree is always wearing a scrunchie usually with her hair up. Trees favorite word is peasant. She laughs at anything remotely funny. Shes owns an android and is made fun of because of it. She has nerdy glasses and she never does her homework. Tree is the one of the group who is easily made fun of. Simply draw the tree with a butt chin and two strands of hair.

Who should we draw next.... how about alexis the tree that smells like rat sauce. (Or something like that) *draw pictures with butt chin and crazy eyes with a couple strands of hair

by Yee haw🤠🤠🤠🤠 April 27, 2019

Wise Mystical Tree

its a wise mystical fucking tree. Are you over 25 and own a computer? if so than why the fuck are you wondering what it is

yo bro im over 25 and have a computer. My true religion is the wise mystical tree

by 23kgoldn October 12, 2022

Tree thong

A thong made for men with dick the size of large trees.

Dude, Jacob had a tree thong on last night!

by Sirbigdickalot May 31, 2016

Sociopath Tree

A slang term in the popular video game Minecraft that is used to describe a tree that has been cut down by a player, but they left the logs in the leaves, hence creating a floating mass of leaves. These trees are often heavily discouraged by communities because they look horrifyingly terrible. There is no word that can describe the absolute moron who does this on purpose. The common term "Sociopath Tree" comes from the fact that these types of trees are usually left behind by sociopaths.

who the hell left this sociopath tree here it looks awful

by A.U.S June 10, 2023