You shit on a girls stomach and upside down fuck her tits so you cum in the shit with great precision. You pick it up with your dick and put it in a blender. (Don't put your dick in the blender) blend your wonderful mixture and lather your hoe and fuck day ass with your shit filled shlong.
by miles davis5678485 February 14, 2014
Get the steamboat saladmug. by Thesaldoilguy December 12, 2013
Get the salad oilmug. Taking a nice voluptuous Japanese girl out for dinner and tossing her salad instead of letting her eat the boring house salad
I took tobiko to Applebee’s the other night and gave her the sumo salad instead of their boring arugula mix
by The original Balano May 23, 2019
Get the Sumo saladmug. Timothy's colleagues nicknamed him "Salad fingers", due to the sheer amount of filing, writing, and typing his boss had laid out for him. His hands were chafed and startlingly emaciated.
by Bondelhyde May 2, 2023
Get the Salad fingersmug. A verbal statement or block of text that is both word salad and a run-on sentence, often in the form of a string of words filled with scattered thoughts and no punctuation. A common form of communication among illiterates and former presidents.
Ever since Elon Musk took over twitter, a lot of posts there seem to be run-on salad from weirdos and Boomers.
by Casual Observer 4565 January 10, 2024
Get the run-on saladmug. by MelonBitch February 5, 2020
Get the Dank Saladmug. A Noel Salad Loaf is an act of eating someone's ass (Tossing a salad), while they shit (Shitting a loaf). The Noel part of the name is describing it as, the first person to do it. So a Noel Salad Loaf is eating someone's ass while they shit, and the person has never done that before.
by Midnightwo1f April 20, 2025
Get the Noel Salad Loafmug.