first take your buthole and suffocate the partner. Then when she wakes up roost her upon your dick while spinning her in the air. While she is spinning in the air upon your dick like a cork screw, place a doorknob in her buthole, knock her out unconsious, teebag her and then leave her unconsious. The deed is done.
by Beazyy March 11, 2010
Get the Post Oak Power Drillmug. You’ve paid off all debts. You don’t pay rent or a mortgage. You have no loans or leases. You have no credit card debt. You owe nothing except your normal monthly expenses of electric and gas, phone and internet, life, health and car insurance. And of course, all the goddamn taxes you must pay. It’s the good life!
After living a dream life buried with owing money up the kazoo I now suffer from post traumatic debt syndrome.
by jay parker July 31, 2018
Get the Post Traumatic Debt Syndromemug. by mister nate July 2, 2009
Get the post-flush-safety-wipemug. When a female who was a lesbian becomes straight, she often goes through Post Lesbian Stress Disorder. Symptoms include sleeping with several unattractive men, purchasing several new purses and growing her hair.
Alex was so afraid of her sexuality that, after committing lesbicide she developed a bad case of Post Lesbian Stress Disorder.
by amywarhol August 29, 2011
Get the Post Lesbian Stress Disordermug. A health issue to sports fans after their favorite league or sport is done for the year and suffer severe depression until the next season starts.
by Sportsguy1991 March 16, 2014
Get the Post Season Sadness Disordermug. The period following a nap (and/or prolonged stint away from the internet) during which a social networking addict catches up on everything they've 'missed' on Facebook, Twitter, blogs and the like while they were asleep.
Normal Person: Hey call me when you wake up, maybe we can grab a bite.
Social Networking Addict: no can do, I've got a post nap cram session planned for right after I wake up.
NP: You're such a loser
Social Networking Addict: no can do, I've got a post nap cram session planned for right after I wake up.
NP: You're such a loser
by Pistol Palin August 31, 2010
Get the post nap cram sessionmug. That 5 second silence after you call a girl mommy where you sit in your own shame. Usually the silence is caused by the girl who probably is not very interested anymore. This clarity might bring feelings of worthlessness or failure.
Bro, I had the biggest Post Mommy Clarity (PMC) last night after I called her mommy for the third time in a row!
by boburnhamsmom November 16, 2021
Get the Post Mommy Clarity (PMC)mug.