two-fist smashin' it

v.
the action of auto-stimulation by use of two hands clinched in a fist shape.

*first discovered in the CNN building where a wonderful Pithecia pithecia was viewed in it's cage engaging in 'two-fist smashin' it'

Yo, homie D-Loc been in lock down for so long man. i bet he be two-fist smashin' it every night

by lord.atronymic August 19, 2006

two blue lines

When someone gets two blue lines it means they are pregnant

Hey (name) I heard you got two blue lines.Congrats

Hey (name) you got 2 Blue lines??? Ur mom is gonna kick you out

by Daisy x January 27, 2017

Couple two tree

Used across the entire midwest and parts of the northeast, it's a way for someone to say "a few" but add more ambiguity so as not to be held accountable for any specific amount. The "tree" indicates an alternate pronunciation for the word "three" thanks to language influences from the Italians, Irish, and Germans in the United States.

I had a couple two tree beers at the bar no big deal.

by HunterQT December 20, 2021

Ghetto Two-Tone

A car that is mostly painted one color but has body panels of another color. Mostly seen on cars that were involved in accidents but the owners were too poor to buy a new car.

That car has a Ghetto Two-Tone paintjob

by notspeedkills September 5, 2011

two dalla holla

When you waste your money for a hit or two of that shitty weed your friend got and you dont have enough money for an eight.

Hey man you gimme a two dalla holla!

by Dont worry bout it January 7, 2003

two inch tornado

An abnormally sized male penis, reaching the length of 2 inches. It trumps the half inch disaster and one inch wonder. It will never touch the quarter inch teensy mc small small.

Man, his two inch tornado blew everyone away.

by Shaun9876 January 31, 2014

Two Faced Bastard

A person that doesn't know their dad one minute their your friend the next minute they stab you in the back basically a back stabber that doesn't know their dad

First that person was on my team, we were best of friends then that person traded on me by going to a different team and completely acting like we were never friends. That person is a Two Faced Bastard

by Jeremy Phuture August 18, 2017