Fig Tree

Noun

1. A type of tree that grows figs
2. A compassionate team of therapists and mental health professionals who are ready to assist you. :)

-I feel down tomorrow.- Let's Fig Tree you up!

by Youdeserveallofit November 24, 2021

put a tarp over your trees

calm down

“EVERYONES ASKING TO PROM ALREADY”
“Put a tarp over your trees, you’re gonna be fine”

by dogdogbark February 14, 2023

flocked tree

A Christmas tree with white sticky stuff sprayed all over it.

Jimmy's flocked tree made a mess all over the carpet!

by Melvin the cat November 18, 2016

Tree squirts

When tree sap explodes from the base into ones eyes

Yo, after cutting that pine, I got hit in the eye by some tree squirts

by Baysejump January 14, 2021

The Gooba Gooba Tree

A magical tree often said to produce the iconic Australian Toyota Landcruiser series. Its origins are considerably unknown.

'Now what plant do you think this 200 Series was built at?'

'Oh I don't know the Gooba Gooba Tree?'

by Anonymous Australian November 02, 2020

Tree cult

The cult of the tree is (probably was now tho) a cult where boys, girls and sponges from tiktok are taking trees for there boss and try to turn everybody in their cult. They use a lot of filter for making their face scary but they look like clowns

B*tch n*1: ARE YOU COMING TO THE TREE
B*tch n*2: stfu you’re scary as f+ck with your tree cult

by Abitchinabottle June 27, 2020

slave tree

A tree in the middle of a crop field, in which slaves used for shade in the olden days.

Hey dad, whys that tree all alone out in that field?

Well son back in the day that's where the slaves sat to get shade. So it's called a slave tree.

by Ash Bee June 29, 2018