party wounds

Injuries incurred from typical party activities such as heavy drinking and dancing. Positive descriptions of one's party wounds e.g. "Check out this bruise!" serve as badges of honour. The more serious the wound the harder one must have been partying.



see also bangover

"How was the party at Hugo's?"
"Face melting! I suffered some harsh party wounds"

by Oh Hello Ghost January 15, 2009

party gunk

The sludge that develops and mutates on every conceivable flat surface during a party. Basically the forensic evidence of the night's tom foolery.

"Did you see the emo kid sneak into the smoking room after everyone came out? He couldn't find any roaches i guess cause he swept up some party gunk off the ashtray and....oh yes he did."

by Nando the shmeh November 20, 2010

awkward party

The act of being one of two females presently naked at a sausage fest.

Kristen was pretty drunk at that awkward party last night.

by maddwolfmaniac January 22, 2011

Velcro Party

A party that consists of sticking everything to your walls with velcro.

My room is so awesome after that velcro party!

by Elpoep Eerf January 25, 2009

Basket Party

A basket party is a fund-raiser when people donate baskets of items to be raffled off.

When a charity needs a quick fund-raiser they have people donate baskets for the basket party

by TheAwesomeMom June 30, 2010

fat party

A large house party that friends all attend, get drunk, smoke weed, listen to loud music, and laugh the night away!

Wanna come to this fat party at my buddy Alex's Saturday night?

by starlorde222 August 26, 2016

pigeon party

A party where literally no one is cool.

All these fat gross nerds keep hitting on me. This place is such a pigeon party. I'm getting out of here.

by bazzlebabs April 22, 2017