by When you know....you fucked up July 19, 2016
Get the Anal dick monstermug. A creature believed to be of Lebanese and/or Italian descent. If you go to the toilet and find that the lid to the toilet is shut and the toilet paper is attatched to the roll and pulled to the floor forming a little pile of toilet paper, the toilet paper monster has struck! When the T.P.M is angry, it has been known to leave a trail of toilet paper around the house.
Istvan; "Hey danny, why is there a trail of toilet paper from your bathroom to your fridge?"
Danny; "Don't worry mate, it's just the toilet paper monster"
Istvan; "Why is all the cheese gona from your fridge?"
Danny; "Don't, looks like the T.P.M likes cheeeeese!!!"
Danny; "Don't worry mate, it's just the toilet paper monster"
Istvan; "Why is all the cheese gona from your fridge?"
Danny; "Don't, looks like the T.P.M likes cheeeeese!!!"
by Yew :-) August 21, 2011
Get the Toilet Paper Monstermug. by studmuffinlsc July 9, 2011
Get the polynesian salad monstermug. by Satan himself ❤️❤️ October 26, 2020
Get the Monster energy mikumug. A person who is overly large and hairy. Can sometimes be caught holding teachers in the headlock shouting 'SUGAR PUFF SUGAR PUFF' and wearing clothing resembling a mythical being riding a magic carpet.
Person 1: OMG what is that overly large, hairy being??
Person 2: Can you not see those trousers?!? Its obviously the SUGAR PUFF MONSTER! SUGAR PUFF SUGAR PUFF PUFF!
Person 2: Can you not see those trousers?!? Its obviously the SUGAR PUFF MONSTER! SUGAR PUFF SUGAR PUFF PUFF!
by Boldy Pum Pum June 3, 2009
Get the Sugar Puff Monstermug. by The Joseph February 19, 2005
Get the buh-gina monstermug. A pathetic attempt by Richard Dawkins to discredit the GOD of creation by making the most absurd nomenclature to which he could ascribe at the time when questioned about an alternative to the real GOD.
by ohterry April 12, 2014
Get the flying spaghetti monstermug.