the jarmatron

noun
a half robot/ half professional footballing god that tends to get the ladies but cannot dance at all. But can do the robot exceptionally well.

'Did you see that dude over there? Hes the jarmatron homes!'

the jarmatron by el dandido October 6, 2005

Get merch

Get the the jarmatron mug.

See more merch

The Jewish Rafiel

When A Jewish Priest has intimate relations with a unwilling child, preferably Christian boy, in a back closet of a church, after a three hour seminar.

" Mamma, Father Raul made me do the Jewish Rafiel dis' mornin'. "

The Jewish Rafiel by Jackie && Shelly September 4, 2008

Related Words

the joker • The Jonas Brothers • The J • The Juice • the jungle • the jake • the jack • The Jesus • The JFK • The Joe

The Jon O

When a man rests one of his balls on the vagina for an extended period of time.

Warning: The Jon O requires exceptional balance.

The Jon O by Bevan July 20, 2008

Get merch

The jepsen

Another word for the female vagina.

Jimmy: Johnson, I sure would love to L her V... You know, munch time, in the jepsen.

The jepsen by unclesilky June 12, 2007

Get merch

The Jani Spread

A "stance" used commonly in Guild Wars and or real life where you spread an unwilling participant and let em have it.

I can't believe you gave em The Jani Spread, you are so terrible and should be ashamed.

The Jani Spread by Janos Audren April 29, 2008

Get merch

The Joystick Club

Similar to the "Mile High Club", the "Joystick Club" is the name coined by Isaac C. Rodriguez Dec 2009 for having sexual intercourse with your partner while playing video games. Sexual intercourse must last the entire duration of one boss fight from beginning to end. Boss must be defeated during sexual intercourse for membership to the Joystick Club.

"Hey hun! . . I'm finally at the Boss!!. Come quick so we can join the Joystick Club while I kill him!"

The Joystick Club by Isaac C. Rodriguez December 28, 2008

Get merch

The Jarrotts

One's physical reaction to a large greasy meal; intestinal pain and or discomfort; The feeling of another organ growing in one's stomach; stigma similar to the chicken pocks, the aids, and the swine flu.

My friend Michael ate at that Thai restaurant and he got The Jarrotts.

The Jarrotts by Master D.P. September 26, 2009

Get merch