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National Slave Day

National Slave Day is the day when you all the slaves that you own gets to meet their family and gets to try clean water.

This day occurs on the 6th of June
“Hey today all my niggas are gonna be free today for National Slave Day
by Aki2Splashy May 31, 2019
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National Dick day

December 12th of every year is National Dick Day go grab dick
Is it national dick day because he grabbed my dick
by IAmJesusHoe December 11, 2019
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National Rape Day

It should be a thing. Not a day where you are allowed to rape innocent people, but a day where VICTIMS raise awareness about rape.

And if you think rape is fine, go die in fucking hell please. AND TEACH YOUR SONS THAT S/A IS NOT RIGHT..WHEN SOMEONE SAYS ''NO'' ITS NO.
Boy one: YAY ITS NATIONAL RAPE DAY! Lets go rape some innocent girls to traumatize them. *walks up to a girl trying to grab them*
Girl one:*sprays pepper spray in his eyes and cuts off his penis and balls and shoves them down his throat*
by I am anonymous bro January 14, 2022
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National ginger day

Where all the gingers celebrate there orange hair!
by Fat Albert6969 November 6, 2019
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National Geographic Moment

When someone takes an unusually looooooooong amount of time trying to take a picture of nature in attemps to take a National Geographic-worthy image.
Mother: WHAT are you doing? You've been standing there with your camera for like 20 minutes!

Father: I'm trying to take a good picture of this really neat-looking spider. But I'm having a bit of trouble capturing the dew drops on the web with this camera. I wish I had a better lens.

Kid: UGH! Not another National Geographic Moment!
by Ranger Debbie June 28, 2010
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National Rape Day

a fake day. a completely fucking bullshit day created by a group of lonely, degenerate, basement dwelling, fedora wearing, discord server modding, tiny shriveled up dick boys on tiktok. the kind of boys who whack it to hentai with a bunch of piss bottles next to them. the sick fucks who go on 13 year old girls' posts just to say "ik its pink" or "ik its grippy". the degenerates who call themselves "THE BOYZ 🥶" and think "women are objects" and "women belong in the kitchen". whoever came up with this idea, i hope they rot. in. hell. they're wasting oxygen. who in their right mind would think it's ok to create a day dedicated to ruining people's lives? i hope anyone who participates in this rots in jail. you fucking dumbasses think just because it's your fake rape day that the cops won't have you rot in fucking jail... i hope your inmates beat you to death, you fucking pieces of shit. CONSENT IS ALWAYS NEEDED. RAPE RUINS PEOPLE'S LIVES.
gigachad69420: its national rape day yall ready 🥶😈

person with common sense: shut the fuck up, you fucking asshole.
by httpscherry April 29, 2023
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National Jailah Day

February 15th is national jailah day. A day to celebrate a wonderful person named Jailah S.
It’s feb 15 so that means it’s national jailah day.
by sandwich 123 February 15, 2023
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