Noah

Noah is the scariest man alive

"Hi Noah"
"I'm an idiot"

by Dinonuggets3231 November 23, 2021

Noah

Noah is a dumbass. A cringe lord. And the cutest, most adorable idiot. He's got really nice hands! He never thinks he is enough for anyone else's love. Noah is softhearted even when he acts tough. He loves thighs, specially in yoga pants. Noah is shy and insecure but pretty handsome. He will go far in life, has a lot of potential and greatness within him to achieve many things, but his own doubts keep him grounded. I can't wait to see him sprout his wings one day! Noah is the best.

Person: "He looks cringe."
Her: "He definitely is, he is Noah. My favorite."

by vanilla_kitten November 23, 2021

Noah

Noah is the coolest most awesome most amazing best person ever. This is in the actual dictionary now so it is true, there is no other best person ever than Noah,

Noah is the best thing that's ever happened to anyone

by gingersnapps__ November 23, 2021

Noah

"Hey? Is that Noah?" Yes it's Noah I could tell by his enormous cock sticking out his trousers. Noah is a sexy beast and is a factory In bed. I've never known someone push so fast. I adore Noah because of his personality, soft hair and huge cock.

Noah is the man.

by Godsjjs November 23, 2021

Noah

A Noah is a type of person who would always be there for you no matter what, but no one can tell when his mood changes. He acts like he cares but doesn't actually. He makes us believe that he loves us but he doesn't. His feelings can change randomly. But he is fun and a great liar. anyone will believe him because he can make people laugh. He likes to laze around playing video games and that's something he enjoys. he has no future plans. He can either be the best partner or the worst partner, there is nothing in between.

Me : Did you see the new kid in the school?
Her : Oh? Noah, heard he's a game freak and every girl falls for him
Me : .....and regrets it later
Her : true, noah is a gem but not really.

by Pink2819 November 24, 2021

Noah

Guy will steal your chick!!

You were Noahed, by a great.

by Pseudonym 2560 November 24, 2021

Noah Patterson

Noah Pattersons are usually very dirty and disgusting. They often growl unexpectedly, and like to burp a lot. They look like tall hobbits and like to shove their fingers up their arseholes

Girl: “omg! Did you see that Noah Patterson, it’s so disgusting!”

by Angelina Bhatti November 24, 2021