david jordi gonzalez

that one kid that says he doesn't like someone, bur he really does. he also accuses his friends things that aren't true, such as liking someone.

david jordi gonzalez= that one kid no one likes.

by uiwqladkjshli December 14, 2018

Elijah David Peters

Nice little man one have Zackary/Zachary Gary Goldberg s victims of the pinches has the bestest grammar and very very very very good manny

Elijah David Peters: STOP
Zack: no little boy
Elijah David Peters: Your gay
Zack: yes

by menpincher6969 May 3, 2022

David Edwards Special

Excusing yourself between courses of a meal to defecate, specifically to "create more space" for subsequent courses or pudding.

Where's Peter, his dessert is ready?

He's gone for a David Edwards special to make space!

by Urb_Dict January 7, 2023

david the second wayne

the same as David but only the second. Wayne is rain with a lisp.

David the second Wayne was a twin and nephew to David the first.

by David the second wayne July 8, 2016

David H. ponitz

Worst school in Ohio. Mostly full of negros and annoying bitches. DO NOT GO TO IT!

David H. Ponitz is shit

by Clueless_022 March 1, 2023

your._counselor._.david

One of the best husband's out there and one of the best mutuals too. Father of max

Dang your._counselor._.david is really swaggy

by Def.notdaniel June 25, 2021

Câta David Alexandru

The opposite of bait. Something to use to chase people away.

"By using this Câta David Alexandru, you can make your loved ones go away!"

"so that's why you're keeping a 10 meter distance from me right now"

by TheOversued January 11, 2022