That's actual swaf

Swaf is basically the same as swag but it means you're the coolest type of swag

"I got a new top today timothy" bro that's actual swaf

by Swaffy gamergirl March 5, 2019

That’s not goin anywhere

What a man, typically a middle aged white man, will almost always say whilst strapping something into/onto the back of his truck.

Man: *buckeling down motor bike into bed of truck*
Anyone around: *silence*
Man slapping roof of truck: That’s not goin anywhere

by Big_Dick_Devin February 8, 2019

That’s How Mafia Works

A meme that was created by the use of horrible instagram ads for the game “Mafia City”.

It is often misidentified as a meme started/popularised by YouTuber juggernaut, Pewdiepie, on 1/5/2019. However, it’s true origin lies with a video made by YouTuber, Slazo on 30/12/2018, titled “Hilariously Bad Instagram Ads (Mafia City)”.

Level 1 Criminal: *Robs a bank*
Level 1 Criminal becomes Level 15 Boss
Level 15 Boss: “That’s how Mafia works...”

by Never_SFW February 11, 2019

that was like 3 phones ago

A phrase used that indicates a few years, but not as much as "back in the day."

Kari: "Remember when you made it with Jeff? EW!!!"
Lori: "That was like 3 phones ago, bitch! I'm not like that anymore!"

by von groovy April 6, 2019

That’s Heroin

That’s Heroin

If something is super awesome

I just did a backflip

Bro That’s Heroin

by b.i.g_ham June 22, 2019

That's so Johnny!

Doing something stupid, or acting like an idiot.

I cant believe you walked into a wall, that's so johnny!

by That girl xoxo July 18, 2019

That guy from Preston

Rhyming slang for Country and Western.

"That Cunt from Preston"

What is the band playing That Cunt from Preston!
Around people who don't like the word Cunt it can be said That Guy from Preston

by Far Ken Hell August 29, 2019