Sunday Morning Special

The act of forcibly jamming your tallywacker balls-deep into a muffin at a church bake sale. Preferably chocolate, but blueberry will do in a pinch.

Friend 1: Yo why are these muffins so salty?
Friend 2: Just wrapped up a Sunday Morning Special. How's it taste?
Friend 1: I'm cutting your brakes tomorrow.

by smiteMeSkyDaddy August 25, 2020

Connor/Effie Special

To promise a friend for weeks or months at a time that you will take them to Dairy Queen for lunch, then to bail at every given opportunity.

Troy: Are we going to Dairy Queen next week?
Connor: I can't, I'm dead
Kale: Woah you just got served the Connor/Effie Special

by Survivor_Russell February 20, 2010

Black Light Special

A sale on items at K-Mart that are stained after employees had sex on or near them on 3rd shift when the store is closed. A twist on the "blue light special" they had at K-mart in the 1980's and shining a black light to find semen stains. A Black Light Special in aisle #2 may denote that it was anal sex.

After K-mart employees or shoppers have sex in the store, a sale on items that have semen stains on them found with a black light. Black Light Special in aisle #2

by x11198109v0 February 08, 2015

swapping special spit

the act of put your saliva in your partner's mouth for fellatio

Mikey always swapping special spit with Christie to clue her in on what he was thinking.

by Sillygritty July 31, 2022

mcdonalds special sauce

The term means someone who is incredibly lame, that plays a scrub sport, and only one sport

Wow your a mcdonalds special sauce.

by Tabzsz September 04, 2014

Special brown rice

When you fuck a chick in the ass and her dingle berries get stuck to your balls and looks like brown rice.

When I pulled out form being balls deep in Melanie's ass I had a serious case of special brown rice!

by enragedGTO April 08, 2015

Down stairs Special

To vomit into ones open anus.

Paul :I gave Cindy the Down stairs special last night.

Mike : *high five*

by Pop War HomEy March 26, 2009