Post Oak Power Drill

first take your buthole and suffocate the partner. Then when she wakes up roost her upon your dick while spinning her in the air. While she is spinning in the air upon your dick like a cork screw, place a doorknob in her buthole, knock her out unconsious, teebag her and then leave her unconsious. The deed is done.

Wow did you see Ezra do Beazy's "Post Oak Power Drill"?

by Beazyy March 11, 2010

post-flush-safety-wipe

The act of wiping one or more times after flushing, so to assure of no leftover residue.

"Mister Nate used a post-flush-safety-wipe after using the work toilet."

by mister nate July 2, 2009

Post Traumatic Debt Syndrome

You’ve paid off all debts. You don’t pay rent or a mortgage. You have no loans or leases. You have no credit card debt. You owe nothing except your normal monthly expenses of electric and gas, phone and internet, life, health and car insurance. And of course, all the goddamn taxes you must pay. It’s the good life!

After living a dream life buried with owing money up the kazoo I now suffer from post traumatic debt syndrome.

by jay parker July 31, 2018

LPP (Likes Per Post)

1. Referring to the average number of likes a facebook user will acquire for a standard post. Calculated as the total number of likes divided by the cumulative number of posts.

2. Social status defined by facebook popularity.

"My LPP (Likes Per Post) like totally went crazy this week after that picture I posted on facebook of me making out with Shakira"

by tobmeister July 7, 2014

Stop posting about slicer

A meme used about slicer from Boss Fighting Stages as a reference for when someone says "Slicer" or just to be funny.

Note: the full meme is on the bottom

A guy: *Posts Slicer in general Discord Channel*
Another guy: Stop posting about slicer I'm tired of seeing it, All my friends on tik tok send me SLICER. On discord it's SLICER, I'm a student in the Boss fighting stages and all the channels there are just SLICER, and then when I'm tryna post my girlfriend my super cool night art she says when the SLICER is slicing.

by A random definition maker November 23, 2022

PED(Post Ejaculation Depression)

Often referred to as "cumming to your senses" this term is often used to describe the guilt felt after ejaculating

After jerking off to weird porn, Jeremy was feeling some serious PED(Post Ejaculation Depression).

by MARK JOHNSONS III April 20, 2018

Post Mommy Clarity (PMC)

That 5 second silence after you call a girl mommy where you sit in your own shame. Usually the silence is caused by the girl who probably is not very interested anymore. This clarity might bring feelings of worthlessness or failure.

Bro, I had the biggest Post Mommy Clarity (PMC) last night after I called her mommy for the third time in a row!

by boburnhamsmom November 16, 2021