PirateSoftware

If he's involved and they don't arrest him, kill him. I will murdered your kids and if I am not credited and pay I have no reason not to. I'm not working for the rest of my life so some liberal can feel like he's doing anything other than enslaving someone digitally and calling whatever he does with the money "helping people." The economy is collapsing. Whoever you help is being un-helped but YOU aren't losing anything are you. You're not the righter of wrongs. You're a retarded bitch who learned how to code and developed a God complex. Kill yourself or I will murder a child.

Hym "Yeah, if piratesoftware is involved, you are right to threaten his life. Take it. Kill him. If he is the one doing this, and every red cent he has made off of me is not place firmly in MY pocket and not a single other person's, I will kill a child and there isn't a goddamn thing you can do to stop it."

by Hym Iam May 3, 2025

pirate feet

What the bottom of your feet look like when you have been walking barefoot all day. Reference to the pirate feet in the Disney ride the Pirates of Caribbean.

“Please wash your pirate feet before coming to bed!”

by Fancyface973 May 24, 2025

pirate feet

What your feet look like when you have been walking barefoot all day. Reference to the pirate feet on the Disney ride The Pirates of the Caribbean.

“Please wash your pirate feet before coming to bed!”

by Fancyface973 May 24, 2025

Pirate Chef

A chef or cook in who takes shortcuts and prepares food with lacking preparation rather than investing the proper time and effort into the meal.

He went to culinary school, but his mediocre methods and skills revealed him to be a pirate chef.

by LogicalTea August 19, 2025

Pirate Patch

When a man with one testicle places it over the eyes of a partner, much like the Arabian Sunglasses.

"My husband gave me a Pirate Patch for Halloween. Wasn't quite what i was expecting...."

by autisticpirate October 12, 2025

Pirate windsail

It's when you're in bed with somebody and you fart under the covers then throw them back really fast so that your fart aroma wafts in their direction

You're not trying to dutch oven me are you? No I'm going to pirate windsail your ass

by Ericawalling February 27, 2026

Pirate’s Cat Toy

When you shove a finger down the pee hole of a male, form a hook and pull both balls out from the inside, letting them dangle from the tip. Pirates Cat Toy.

She was so pissed when she found Todd cheating, she lubed up a finger and gave him a Pirate’s Cat Toy while he was sleeping.

by the master of you April 3, 2026