Phone Bot

Phone bots are total assholes who tell you to press every button on your phone over one hundred times and play annoying ass music in your ear for hours and hours and hours "trying" to "connect you to a live speaker". Instead of connecting you to someone, they drop your ass and hang up after you sat in your chair going through the pain saking hours you just had to deal with, with the phone bot.

This phone bot has played this stupid song twenty times already, when the fuck are they going to pick up the fucking phone????

by BestBuyGuy October 26, 2014

Sound Phone

A cell phone that only is used to record sounds and work as an alarm clock.

The Lil kid has a sound phone to remind him to get up in the morning.

by Nukeshot July 20, 2017

Hydrophilic phone

When one microscopic water drop lands on your phone and makes your phone tweet a slur

Guy 1: Dude your Twitter got suspended
Guy 2: Yea i was dealing with a Hydrophilic phone

Guy 1: Dam I hate when that happens

by January 3, 2023

phone card

A slang to have gay anal sex with a man

"Buy me a phone card please"

by your moms sidechick August 17, 2022

Phone card

An invitation to have sex

buy me a phone card please

by your moms sidechick August 17, 2022

Not Picking up The phone

Answering yes to the pending question

Not picking up the phone

Person 1: calls person 2

Person 2: doesn't answer

Person 1: that means yes.

by Joseph Stoneley August 12, 2021

Phone Oping

A phone operator who transfers calls to specific departments within a company is referred to as Phone Oping.

An agent that operates some apparatus or machine; "the operator of the switchboard"

“Thank you for calling WestsideRentals.com, how may I direct your call?” This person is phone oping.

by Westside Rentals August 2, 2009