Chocolate Paper

The little bits or often huge stains of shit left by someone's dirty hands on a roll of toilet paper in a public toilet.

Person 1: Hey, have you got any toilet paper?
Person 2: Yeah, why? Are you out?
Person 1: Nope, the one I've got is Chocolate Paper.
Person 2: Shit. Literally.

by ValveTime October 7, 2015

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The Pampered Chef

When you're doing a girl wearing an apron and you choke her with it, then put a pestle in her ass like a buttplug.

I gave this chick The Pampered Chef on Friday, she loved it!

by darkenoch March 21, 2016

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Sand Paper

Sand paper is what you get from skinning a middle eastern person.

"I'm gonna sell sand paper on the black market", said Pat with a laugh.

by apocacockfuckmyass October 7, 2016

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tycoon paper

toilet paper that is used in commercial areas that is expensive and not cheap only to impress customers and visitors

Tycoon paper is better than toilet paper

by Billiam Beaver July 5, 2016

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A butt with toilet paper wedged in the crack. It looks like 'kleenex' or tissue paper stuck in a box to blow your nose. Kleenex, Puffs, tissue paper, toilet paper, heavy duty booty, butt crack attack, wedgie, wipe your butt, butt, poop, booty, bum, butt crack, take a dump

I was in a hurry to get back to class and wiped my butt several times really fast. I think I got a toilet paper wedgie.

by joecoolthefool September 6, 2016

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