“Drop kicked lasagna”-A powerful and descriptive term used to describe the quite rare and visually shocking appearance of a real horror story of a vagina! This go to term is sought when there simply is no other descriptive comparison terminology suitable to describe the sometimes often ‘life changing’ encounter with this stomach retching organ! There has been some real upsetting stories of folks who had no warning signals of the pending doom that was waiting for them down there, only to encounter the beast just past the point of no return. This scenario is closely similar in horrific nature to hitting that point of no return while being blindsided with the ‘fishy paste Fanny’ syndrome . You just gotta hold ur breath, close ur eyes and tuck in for as long as u can survive! I’ve not heard of an encounter with both these scenarios at the same time? Possible coz they never made it out to tell the story?
- “Here Dazza, that bird I took home, came at me, spread eagled, when I clocked what she was packing down there, I nearly ran, it were like a…..er…a…..a “Drop Kicked Lasagna “, hahaha, horrific!”defined
by Tallywacker81 April 21, 2022
Get the drop kicked lasagnamug. This dude is the worst! Most negative experience ever! Every blog post he made was garbage! sites'.'google'.'com/view/general-kick-buttowski-cuckoo/
by ProphetProteus April 1, 2022
Get the General Kick Buttowskimug. 
by Lucas 393 January 12, 2022
Get the Kick balls daymug. by Cody5050 November 15, 2020
Get the kick the dogmug. When you are on the verge of falling asleep and you remember an extremely embarrassing moment, causing a physical reaction where you flinch hard enough to "kick the sheets"
Friend: "Why are you still awake man? I thought you went to bed an hour ago."
You: "I almost did, until I kicked the sheets remembering (x).
(kicked/kicking/kick the sheets)
You: "I almost did, until I kicked the sheets remembering (x).
(kicked/kicking/kick the sheets)
by LukeLinguini January 22, 2024
Get the Kicked the sheetsmug. When a Black guy bends over a small white girl and shoves his GIANT cock into her asshole and stretches it so much it remains stretched. He then inserts a bottle and drinks the bottle out of her asshole.
by Playerplays September 9, 2025
Get the Kicking Your Housemug.