Fig Tree

Noun

1. A type of tree that grows figs
2. A compassionate team of therapists and mental health professionals who are ready to assist you. :)

-I feel down tomorrow.- Let's Fig Tree you up!

by Youdeserveallofit November 24, 2021

put a tarp over your trees

calm down

“EVERYONES ASKING TO PROM ALREADY”
“Put a tarp over your trees, you’re gonna be fine”

by dogdogbark February 14, 2023

flocked tree

A Christmas tree with white sticky stuff sprayed all over it.

Jimmy's flocked tree made a mess all over the carpet!

by Melvin the cat November 18, 2016

Tree squirts

When tree sap explodes from the base into ones eyes

Yo, after cutting that pine, I got hit in the eye by some tree squirts

by Baysejump January 14, 2021

The Gooba Gooba Tree

A magical tree often said to produce the iconic Australian Toyota Landcruiser series. Its origins are considerably unknown.

'Now what plant do you think this 200 Series was built at?'

'Oh I don't know the Gooba Gooba Tree?'

by Anonymous Australian November 02, 2020

Tree Shaker

A. When you have a gator on the line tied to a swamp tree it will shake it trying to get free
B. When a obese person tries to ride a rope swing tied to an old apple tree.

Bayou bandit: "looks like we's gots a gator on da line! and it's a real tree shaker!"

Jimbo: "HOSS gettin' on dat swing!! "
"DAMN! He's a gonna bees a real a tree shaker!"

by TVCAR112 January 02, 2025

Giving Tree

An ex-coworker who thinks she is very generous and accessible, when in reality she's very selfish with her fifty-cent pieces.

Vivian refused to trade any of her half dollars to Tom, even though she considered herself the Giving Tree. Not a good look.

by tnj629 February 23, 2022