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Mexican Catastrophe 

When you combine a sniper (running out of a closet and cumming on your friend or girl friends hair after they have sex) then kick them down a flight of stairs.
I was watching my friend and his/her companion having sex from the closet when I was aboubt to bust a nut I ran out the closet, blew my load in her hair then drug her to the stairs and pushed her down the flight of stairs. then she cam back for more, thus completing the mexican catastrophe.

Mexican eyebrow pencil 

A sharpie or any fine point black magic marker because for some reason, slutty hispanic women love to draw dark lines on their eyebrows.
Look over there how those hideous women used a mexican eyebrow pencil on their eyebrows. {shudders}

That teenage spic slut used a sharpie above her eyes.

Hey honey, will you pick me up a mexican eyebrow pencil at the store {honey returns home w/ a sharpie marker}.

Mexican kiss 

Farting on someone's face, preferably the mouth area.
You should have seen Katie at the party last night. She fell asleep on the couch, so John pulled down his pants, sat on her face, and blew her a Mexican kiss.
Mexican kiss by Tristan and Ian January 9, 2008

Mexican hot pocket 

to poop in a corn tortilla, sprinkle cheese, ground beef and or steak,diced green peppers, and tomatoes topped with a fine Mexican salsa before wrapping put in microwave till warm. while hot wrap and put in taco bell paper and bag it, give to friend or foe.
Nelson made the best Mexican hot Pocket for his friend Tido while he was drunk
Mexican hot pocket by randomhero565 February 27, 2009

Mexican Berklee 

The act of fixing some music-related device ( like a cable or an amp or some drum hardware) with mexican tools like duck tape, twizzers, wd 40, but mostly ducktape.

Mexican because of the lazy way the mexican do things and Berklee becos of that school where rich people go to learn nothing.
"my cymbal stand was so crooked and shaky and dani fixed it by ducktaping it

yes, he pulled of a mexican berklee"
Mexican Berklee by sullivangdl June 22, 2009

mexican backhoe 

Senior swimming pool mucho work, I use mexican backhoe remove el pero poop from your yard! NO

Yo gringos call these scoop shovel real name tijuana mexican backhoe.