Black Metal DID NOT originate in Norway! Norway definately re-defined Black Metal and made it into what it is today (and yes, made it better).

Burzum represents the end of the original wave of Norwegian Black Metal. Varg Vikernes style consisted of far too much ambience to be considered by most to be "true Norwegian Black Metal", but still to his fans he is the most true musician to date. For better or worse, its in the past. Living on today are still many great bands in the genre, and there isn't an end in sight.
True Norwegian Black Metal is very lo-fi and consists of mostly black and white photography to represent it. Very high consistency of satanic literature in the lyrics, and an "over excited rebelous teenager" attitude.
by Malachi VanDessick May 15, 2008
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Bite my shiny metal ass

Bender's catch phrase, when he met his golden counter part he said "Bite my glorious golden ass!".
Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass!

Hookerbot: Honey, you couldn't afford it.
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Bite My Shiney Metal Ass

Bob: Bite my shiney metal ass!
John: There is no 'e' in shiny.
Bob: Screw you college boy.
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Slam death metal

NOT MUSIC. or well idk
P1: I love this song! P2: It sounds like a dying pig. SLAM DEATH METAL ?.!
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can only be achieved when a minor male student has a steamy affair with 1 or more female teachers who are really hot then this affair goes public and into the media and then all over the news.

luckiest boy in america metal being that a minor has had sexual relations with a woman much older then him who must be hot

in my opinion this "metal" can only be achieved when the male student is a minor(being under 18) and in junior high or highschool. college doesnt really count cause there its the adult world
man!, i wish i could have won a luckiest boy in america metal!!
too bad i already graduated highschool and im over 18

WHERE THE FUCK WERE ALL THIS SEX CRAZED TEACHERS WHEN I WAS IN SCHOOL!!!!!

read a manga called teacher and student its about a boy who lives with his teacher and they fuck but this would be called luckiest boy in japan metal
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Bite my shiny metal ass

(imp) The glorious act of taking the shiny backplate of the universe's greatest bending unit up in the middle of your filthy jaws and drawing upon it on a bite-ry fashion. (Note: People with magnets or other weird appendages need not apply. Side effects may include awesome folk music. If you're a hot chick contact your Bender at 1-800-IMTHEGREATEST)

Yes, i said i was the greatest. You got a problem with that? I'LL KILL YOU!
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Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass

The common phrase of the bending unit, named Bender, from the T.V show, Futurama. The catch phrase can also be seen as, "Bite my shiny, metal ass!"
Drunk Idiot: "Hey, little girl. Want some weed?"
Savage Smart-Ass Girl: "Kiss my shiny metal ass!" *Kicks drunk man in the shin and runs off*
Bystander: "Like the girl said, fuck you!" *Kicks drunk man in the crotch*
by Ender Piggy April 13, 2017
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