A ultra-rare type of male, typically of central-european descent who moves silently through the world and can't be found by any computer systems.
by Apple Male October 9, 2024
Get the Geierle Malemug. Usually displays Neandotholic characteristics, such as basic intelligence, little co-ordination, unaware of social boundaries, poor hygene and basic needs(sex,food,sleep). Will dissapoint wherever possible. Must brag about any sexual conquest, usually to people who dont care. Will share information that the subject said he didnt want anyone to know about, to boost ego or seem momentarily interesting.
1.Errrrr, sex or food? Both.
Average Male: Jesus Christ you stink!
Simple Male: But i dipped my balls in the sink.
Average Male: Why is that acceptable?
Simple Male: Im off for a shag
Average Male: Jesus Christ you stink!
Simple Male: But i dipped my balls in the sink.
Average Male: Why is that acceptable?
Simple Male: Im off for a shag
by lijolwe March 17, 2009
Get the Simple malemug. A cape cod male is a new England red neck trump supporter. They're all anti sexism, homophobic and pretend Christians. They beleive in god but havent been to church since they left their mothers basement. They all own guns and like to hunt, even though they arent good at it. They are loud and usually have extremely bad grammar. Most are alcoholics and smokers that drive a pick up truck with confederate flags tied to it.
"I went down to Cape cod and all I could see were cape cod males!"
"I'm so sorry. Racist little shits!"
"I'm so sorry. Racist little shits!"
by Lunapatunia October 29, 2017
Get the cape cod malemug. by readyforthemoon55 August 26, 2020
Get the male darawiishmug. 1. A test to see if in a piece of media, two characters manage to not measure cocks by the amount of nanomachines coursing through their veins.
by northbot September 24, 2025
Get the Male Bechdel testmug. A jegma male is what you could call a subset of the sigma male, it refers to sigmas with abnormally large penises wo are named Jonathan.
by Jegma_male_moses6999 July 21, 2022
Get the jegma malemug. 